Nearer to twenty than thirty. A little more up than down.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Republicans: Let's pass a constitutional amendment to keep gays from marrying the people they love
Republicans: And let's make it as hard as possible for women (and other people who can get pregnant) to get abortions
Republicans: And let's make it harder for the poor, the elderly and minorities to vote
Republicans: And let's make it so that the police can stop brown people randomly to ask for their papers
Republicans: Because we believe in freedom
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to everything is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequality? Do nothing. Healthcare? Do nothing. Climate change? Nothing. Racism? Doesn’t exist. For a group of people so head over heels in love with self-reliance, they sure do recommend a lot of sitting on (one’s) ass.
If A Christmas Carol was performed by the Tea Party Dramatic Society, it would be a cautionary tale about how the hero, Scrooge — a blameless job creator — is turned into a socialist through the corrupting influence of Tiny Tim. And the play would end with a simple, plaintive question from Mr. Scrooge: ‘Just how much of my wealth does Mr. Tim think he’s entitled to?’
And that is the great Republican fallacy of this election: that our economic problem are due not to Wall Street’s gambling, but because too many Americans are lazy. But there are 16 million unemployed, and we only created 80,000 jobs last month. The problem isn’t laziness — it’s math.
This is where the Republican Party is now: in favor of people dying because they don’t have health insurance. In favor of letting people go unfed if they won’t work. And if they wanna work, but are Mexicans, in favor of putting up a fence that electrocutes them.
BILL MAHER, Real Time (via dandelionchild)
(Source: inothernews)
The best of Tea Party Ted.
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS GLORIOUSNESS BEFORE?
